Christina Aguilera
Quote: “So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

Ivana Trump
Quote: “Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.”

Jessica Simpson
Quote: “I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”

Tara Reid
Quote: “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”

Dan Quayle
Quote: “The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.”

Alicia Silverstone
Quote: “I think that the film ‘Clueless’ was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness”

Linda Evangelista
Quote: “It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a school teacher.”

George Bush
Quote: “I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them”

Brooke Shields
Quote: “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life”

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Quote: “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman”